I’M JUST A DUDE.
BUT HERE’S MY PHONE NUMBER.
GOT A TIE? I’LL BREAK IT.

If you can’t decide, just text me.

For real. That’s really my phone number.

Can’t choose between Panda Express and Chick-Fil-A?

Swear your sand castle is cooler than his?

Stop wasting your movie night debating between a Rom-Com and Die Hard 5.

I’m standing by.

Aren’t you at least kind of curious?